New blog

So that new blog I started just isn't working for me. I don't like the layout, I don't like the limited options. Why I care so much is beyond me, since this blog doesn't really serve for anyone's purpose besides my own.
Well actually, that is why I care so much. This is where I post the thoughts that I deem safe for public knowledge, and I want it to look pretty, goddamnit.
So I apologize to whoever it is that has to change my feed on p.n.n again. I swear I'll make up my mind one of these days.
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Anyway. I realize that my title and url are very mysterious/emo/depressing/whatever relatively unpleasant adjective you wish to insert here. So, to explain: I lie, frequently and easily. Have I lied to you? Probably. Are you my friend? Then definitely.
Sorry.
Mind you, these aren't life-altering, dream-shattering nuggets (thank you, Professor Granger, a.k.a Crazy) of despair and wickedry. I'd call them white lies. Quite possibly even pink lies, since mine tend to be friendly and used for social purposes. But they are, nonetheless, lies. Fibs. Falsehoods. Whatever.
So there you are. Still want to keep reading? 'Cause this might possibly be the only "place" where I will be truly honest. Sure, I'll pick and choose what it is I say, but at least it'll be the truth.
I promise.